Camouflage paint — spiritual kinsman of chocolate milk from a brown cow?
I realize that such an item actually exists, but camouflage paint sounds like something Bugs Bunny would use to confound Elmer Fudd, Yosemite Sam, Blacque Jacque Shellacque, or any other goofy enemy. Like maybe it’s purchased in the same Home Depot aisle where you get the stuff that lets you paint a hole on the ground, jump into it, then pull it in after you. Like polka-dotted paint. Or striped paint.
At any rate, the product advertised here would let you hide, jump out of a tree and crush your friend’s larynx with a rifle, then slowly watch the life drain out of him. So it had that going for it. Whee! (Maybe pair it with your creepy voyeur spy scope to become an unstoppable peeping machine.)