Buy a Babe Ruth model kit. Or Jack Dempsey will concuss you with great violence, possibly into next week.

WHAM, SLAM, thank you, ma’am. Babe Ruth, noted chunky guy and spokesperson for many vices, remains one of the most improbably-shaped sports icons of all time. (If only he had been alive in the era of Hostess confections. Oh, how the Bambino would have reveled.) Noted pugilist Jack Dempsey was a bit more conventionally physiqued for his face-smashing sport. It’s up in the air who makes for a better Aurora model kit.