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G.I. Joe’s pal Atomic Man isn’t Steve “Bionic Man” Austin, despite being a man who’s bionic

August 2, 2013

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Hopefully Major Mike Power can use his super-strength as an erstwhile jaws of life to pry his poor deep sea diving compatriot out of his clunky underwater suit tomb.

“Your first mission, Major Power, if you choose to accept it, is to grow a dark Just for Men beard.”

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