Come get your Superman, Batman, Captain Marvel and Wonder Woman sweatshirts and beach towels, all in one place

Is it wrong for a person to say that they want to rub their nude body with a Wonder Woman beach towel? If so, let me just say that I’ve never wanted to rub my nude body with a Wonder Woman beach towel.

Go over to this ad if you’d prefer to wear a t-shirt to the beach instead of a polyester sweatshirt — a literal sweatshirt, as it were.