Task Force may or may not have been a great game, but its ad had the craziest battle ever

Let’s get this straight: Tanks firing at battleships from the tops of cliffs? Battleships steaming at full ramming speed towards shore? Fighter planes zipping all around and in between? In fact, did one of the tanks actually clip one of the fighters? Would this not be the most insane battle ever? Midway Shmidway?

Not since the musical opening montage to G.I. Joe: The Movie has combat looked so deliriously absurd.