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Cabbage Patch Kids — terrifying even in repose

June 6, 2013

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I think we would all endorse pulping Cabbage Patch Kids story books. Wipe them from the face of the Earth and all. That and burying the Cabbage Patch Kids in padlocked coffins, so that they can’t rise from the grave and kill us all.

You realize they’re plotting your death as they pretend to read those books, don’t you?

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. Edo Bosnar permalink
    June 7, 2013 3:17 am

    Oh, man, I remember when these were all the rage. It was when I was in 7th/8th grade, and I distinctly recall that everyone in my class, boys and girls, thought they were creepy. It was probably the first time in my life that I found myself shaking my head and thinking “what’s with kids these days?”

    • June 10, 2013 9:57 pm

      At least they indirectly gave us the Garbage Pail Kids, which was no inconsiderable service.

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