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Tony Stark has rivet-infused Santa Claus armor. Of course he does.

August 16, 2012

The Christmas connection in this particular subscription offer is more overt than the subtle Spider-Man stocking, but it might be overkill. I’m reminded of an old Jack Handey “Deep Thought”: If you’re a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act, I don’t think it’s a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people see that and they think, “Forgive me, but that’s just too much.”

Tony Stark forging a metal Santa Claus coat to go with his classic Iron Man armor is a bit much. And, might I add, WHERE’S THE SHINY CHROME BEARD? At least go all the way with it.

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