Show off photos of your kids and John Wayne(?) with this dazzling pocket picture holder

Apparently there was an epoch in American history so dark, the cheap plastic photo sleeves we take for granted in modern department store wallets could be an enticement to subscribe to Dell comic books. We have come far as a people.

It’s a testament to John Wayne’s distinctive features that his mug is instantly recognizable amongst the sample celebrity photo lineup. I don’t know how many people have ever carried pictures of the whale-hating, Hatari!-starring Wayne, but if that floats your boat, there you go.