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Yes, it’s baseball season, but we can still gape at the ugliest football-themed car ever: the Gridiron Grabber

April 3, 2013


What the hell is this thing? Shoulder pad fenders? Would you pick up a date in this monstrosity? Would you even drive it in a parade? What exactly is the Grabber supposed to be grabbing? Footballs? Girls’ behinds (theoretically)? Is the chrome helmet dumber than the chrome pickelhaube on the Red Baron model car? Less safe? Which car is more ostentatious? Again: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING?

I’ll leave such existential quandaries, and their possible answers, to more incisive minds than mine.

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