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Indiana Hulk and the Raiders of the Lost Whatever

March 26, 2013


Memo to Hulk: If you’re entering a dusty room/cave/crypt/whatever, and you plan on removing a gleaming golden object from a pedestal, make sure you bring a bag of sand equal in weight to the object about to be removed. And be sure to measure said bag of sand down to the last milligram (though any giant rolling ball booby trap would present less of a challenge to you than certain 1930s archeologists).

This dictum applies even if you’ve entered the room/cave/crypt/whatever through the 2001: A Space Odyssey monolith.

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