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This should fill your “phallic toy gun” quota for the day. Hell, the year.

February 5, 2013


There’s a point where what you’re advertising stops being a gun, an extension of manhood, and becomes the manhood itself. And, if the stock were to be removed from the Atomic Age Air Rifle up there, you’d go far beyond that line. Seriously, cover up the stock with your left hand if you’re not convinced. What’s left is something you’d see scribbled on the wall of a truck stop lavatory — so I’ve heard. (U.S. 1 told me.)

A kid could pair that with Flying Captain Marvel and have one hell of a subliminally creepy good time.

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