All due respect to Heathcliff, Strawberry Shortcake and the Ewoks, but this Star Comics ad lacks porcine wattage

An ad for Star Comics that lists Peter Porker, the Spectacular Spider-Ham as one of the “Stars” of the line, yet doesn’t have said Porker amongst the assembled characters, is a FAIL. Period. Get off the stage, Wicket, and take the dopey Get Along Gang with you. And while we’re at it, just who in the blue hell is Royal Roy, and why does he feel the need to dress like a Peter Pan/Robin Hood amalgam?