Do you want your police officers getting their training from companies that advertise in comics? Me neither.

I don’t want to cast any belated aspersions on what was surely fine mail order classes offered by the Police Sciences Institute, but the Paul Blarts likely produced by their courses wouldn’t exactly fill one with a brimming sense of security. And, in fairness to the saps that signed up for this, it sounds like you got a whole lot of nothing at the end of your long-distance instruction. “Congratulations! Now you can go get real training!”

Stick to your electronics correspondence courses, and their rock-solid guarantees of fame and fortune.