Enter this old Bubble Yum sweepstakes and maybe win prizes that look like they’re from the dusty section of a pawn shop!

I have to ask: Is completing the maze really necessary? Do you really want us jumping through all these hoops, Bubble Yum people?

Take heed, all you folks who line up outside Apple Stores for the latest must-have junk. One day your space age gadgets are going to seem just as clunky as that assemblage above, and won’t seem more advanced than a Mattel Intellivision. AND WON’T YOU FEEL STUPID THEN.