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What rosy-cheeked American boy wouldn’t want this Schwinn bike for Christmas?

December 7, 2012


Between Daisy air rifles and Schwinn bikes, young boys in postwar America really had it made. Look at that sexy bitch up there, with her front and rear racks and dangerous curves. Just imagine the Mark IV Jaguar gleaming next to your trimmed tree on Christmas morning — here’s a real one, in the flesh, to jumpstart your fantasies. No wonder those appley-cheeked kids (they look like the youngsters in Twas the Night Before Christmas) have eyes wide open with delight. HUBBA.

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