Really, who wouldn’t want a life-size Man from U.N.C.L.E. Illya pin-up?

Now come on, were these really personally autographed? I guess maybe the demand for Man from U.N.C.L.E. Illya pin-ups — LIFE-SIZE pin-ups — wasn’t all that overwhelming. Or else David McCallum had very strong hands and wrists.

Not being a child of the U.N.C.L.E. generation, I have a very hard time picturing Ducky from NCIS being a pin-up-worthy sex symbol, yet here he is in all his pouty glory. So goes the relentless march of time.

Here’s the real puzzler: Which poster would you prefer, the Illya or the Vincent? A tough choice, I know.