Gosh, I can’t wait to get my signet ring — hey, who the hell let Grant in?

Whose coffee did Jefferson piss in to get squeezed out of the Mount Rushmore foursome? Maybe the people behind this signet ring giveaway wanted to throw a wrinkle into their “name the president” contest, but U.S. Grant’s inclusion seems a bit odd. Perhaps they wanted to give a scandal-plagued administration a moment in the sun.

All that said, who wouldn’t want a signet ring? You can make dramatic Ben-Hur entrances! Pretend you’re Leto or Paul Atreides in Dune! FUN!