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If you’re tired of carving pumpkins for Halloween, why not slap together Vampirella and Frankenstein model kits instead?

October 29, 2012

Nothing says good wholesome fun like abducting women off the streets of New York and turning them into insects. I expect much better from Frankenstein and the big-boobed Vampirella. Maybe not Dr. Deadly.

That said, it looks like Vampirella has the beginnings of a nice little sex dungeon there. Good for her.

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  1. Crowdaddy's avatar
    Crowdaddy permalink
    October 29, 2012 9:57 pm

    I remember finding this ad somewhat disturbing when I was very young.

  2. David Morefield's avatar
    October 30, 2012 3:59 pm

    “Don’t worry, this is New York. No one will help her.” Gotta love that. Also, notice how the mad scientist says he’ll turn the girl into “a…fly.” What’s with that pause? It’s like he wasn’t sure how he was going to end the sentence until he got there. Or maybe he’s acknowledging that after that dramatic buildup, a fly is after all a pretty unexciting thing to be turning someone into. I like to imagine he delivered that last part in an embarrassed mumble.

    • Jared's avatar
      November 5, 2012 7:14 pm

      I’m reminded of the scene in Ghostbusters where Rick Moranis is being chased through the park by the dog monster (the Keymaster?) and he comes to the restaurant, bangs on the glass, gets eaten (or whatever) and the patrons then calmly go back to their evenings.

  3. phil's avatar
    phil permalink
    October 30, 2012 6:22 pm

    I had the lab table set!

    • Jared's avatar
      November 5, 2012 7:12 pm

      Just the lab table set? No Vampirella? No cleavage? Just fly experiments?

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