If Magneto, Doctor Octopus and Doctor Doom Christmas caroling doesn’t get you to subscribe, really, what will?

Here we have another entry in the proud tradition of Christmas-themed subscription offers. Did Erik Lehnsherr, Otto Octavius and Victor von Doom get hammered with a “go caroling window to window” community service sentence? Was Doom forced to wear the Santa hat because of some extra dollop of villainy? One wonders. (Maybe the ants/picnic incident finally went to bench warrant.)

I have to admit, I recoiled when I saw the comics rolled up in the stockings. I guess Santa-Spider-Man never heard of Mint condition. THANKS FOR NOTHING, WEB-SLINGER.