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One tiny book can help fulfill your dream to carry polka-dot-bikini-clad women in your sinewy he-man arms

September 3, 2012

What’s better, hoisting a woman up and her loving every minute of it, or fearing no man (the corollary of which is surely bashing said man’s face with your rugged, shapely fists)? Maybe they go hand in hand, like peanut butter and jelly. Either way, you will COMMAND RESPECT AND ADMIRATION.

I’d like to point out that the skinny dude still looks skinny, no matter the pose or amount of chest grease involved.

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  1. Sanctified Brother permalink
    September 4, 2012 12:20 pm

    I spent too much time daydreaming about these products as a child. Sometimes they still interest me…

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