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Stare at the rhythmic pumping of your miniature oil well for hours. And hours. And hours.

August 28, 2012

“Is that all it does?”

“Yes, Junior, that’s all it does.”

If Gre-Gory, the Big, Bad Vampire Bat is the “World’s Grossest Toy,” then this might be the most boring. Or boringest, take your pick. Unless you’re a young J.R. Ewing. Or a lover of sexual metaphors.

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