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Gre-Gory, the Big, Bad Vampire Bat, is the “World’s Grossest Toy” clubhouse leader

August 27, 2012

Wanting to own a Gre-Gory (GET IT?) toy as a child is surely one of the serial killer precursors, and if it isn’t, it needs to be added post-haste. Someone check Jeffrey Dahmer’s father’s attic.

There’s a definite Slim Goodbody vibe at play here, and that ain’t helping things (maybe a dash of WoodgodΒ too). Really, who in God’s name had this monstrosity on their Christmas list? The fact that bats are the most nude of mammals —Β and always look like streakers spreading the flaps of a soiled trenchcoat — not enough for you? Well now you can see their guts!

Even Man-Bat is blushing with associative shame. But hey, if you had a younger sister, or, let’s be honest, any female family member whatsoever, this was to little plastic spiders what an H-bomb was to a blunderbuss.

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