Captain O has “scamming rubes out of their time and money” in common the Olympics

The IOC is infamous for its corruption, and the Olympics, while sought after by nations and municipalities across the globe, leave nothing but financial ruin in their wake. See: Athens. Captain O and his Olympic Sales Club have scheme written all over them as well, using bikes and goodies to lure children in like creepy pedophiles. Though it’s nice that this ad takes the usual “store window” approach and throws in a little sequential magic. HOOK ‘EM YOUNG.