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Captain Planet and his mullet are (were) coming to a television set near you

June 28, 2012

Nothing says eco-friendly heroism like a neon-green “business up front, party in the back” hairstyle. POLLUTERS BEWARE.

Do you think any of the Planeteers every pulled Captain Planet aside, maybe after they all summoned him with their rings for an intervention? “I realize Joe Dirt won’t be released for years, sir, but you’re looking like a blue, muscular Joe Dirt. Yes, that’s a bad thing.”

When OMAC can give you tips for your coiffure, you have a problem.

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