It took several hours of me staring at this Angelina Jolie/Lara Croft picture to realize there was milk on her lip

That milk really has to work to get above Angelina’s big lips, no? It’s the dairy version of climbing Mount Everest.

I had a friend in college who was in love with playing his Tomb Raider game. Literally in love. Whenever he could, he’d work Lara Croft into some perverse position, where he’d get a good look at her virtual ass, virtual crotch or virtual rack. He’d chortle like Butt-head, controller in his lap, a look on his face like a lion sizing up a gazelle. If he ever saw this ad, his head probably exploded.

Anyway. Superman and Batman, eat your milk-loving hearts out.