Kill it! KILL IT!!!

Is there a doll phobia? Does that have a name? [The answer? Yes.] Because I might have it. I swear, if I saw this “Patty Prayer” thing — this outwardly sweet, God-fearing thing — in real life I’d plunge the nearest sharp object (ice pick, Odinsword, Reese Witherspoon’s chin) right into its skull. Go all Boris the Bear on it.