This is a stick up! Your Conan medallions or your life!

The Spider-Man ski mask is so natural an idea, I’m stunned I hadn’t conceived of one until I saw this. I’d be happy to fork over my cash to a robber sporting one. Or at least a tad less upset and terrified.

The Conan medallions? I’m always a bit chagrined to see anyone pay real money for fake money or money-like junk.