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A homicidal maniac and Milk Duds. Not exactly the chocolate and peanut butter of combos…

July 8, 2011

Do you really want your pitchman to be someone known for his (sometimes murderous) mischief? This seems especially dubious when considering the fact that poisoned foodstuffs have at times figured into the Joker’s schemes. Kind of makes cheating with tons of broads and crashing your SUV into a fire hydrant 20 feet from your driveway seem rather tame. What’s next, Bane and Slim Jims? “I enjoy snapping backs, but there’s nothing I like more than snapping into a juicy, spicy Slim Jim!”?

Somewhere Tiger Woods is grumbling…

2 Comments leave one →
  1. July 8, 2011 1:22 pm

    Chocolate and the Joker don’t even go together.

    It would’ve been more logical to have, say, Dr Doom pitching Turtle Wax.

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