Come and sit with me on the Blog into Mystery casting couch

So I picked up this issue of The Uncanny X-Men today:

It got me thinking about everyone’s favorite elaborate-death-devising villain, Arcade.  I was staring at his face on the cover and thinking “Who in the blue hell does this guy look like?”  And then it hit me.

Now I’m not certain if noted conservative talking head and bow tie aficionado Tucker Carlson would be willing to take up the role of Arcade when Marvel Studios eventually gets to him on the villain merry-go-round, but he did slum around on Dancing with the Stars not too long ago.  So maybe.  We’ll just have to get him a bigger polka-dotted bow tie and a sinister grin.

And this isn’t a slam on Tucker – I actually like the guy.  But I can’t be the first person to think of this, can I?