Will the cast of the Suicide Squad movie actually make people commit suicide?

I don’t know — the Suicide Squad movie just isn’t speaking to me. Maybe it’s the general underwhelmingness of the broader DC movie scene up to this point, but the new reveal of the bulk of the cast leaves one a bit cold, big names or no.

Is anyone thrilled that Will Smith is going to play Deadshot? (What are the chances “AW HELL NAW” is uttered at one point?) That the Joker may very well be included in a quasi-hero ensemble? Or, God help us all, that OPRAH WINFREY is being eyed for Amanda Waller? I’m suddenly thankful that my apartment is only on the second floor.