Whoever knew that the Kool-Aid Man was such a rugged outdoorsman?

I know that there’s nothing I’d rather do upon reaching the midpoint of a harrowing rock-climbing ascent than stop and make some Kool-Aid with the water, ice, powder and pitcher that I’ve lugged with me.

We’ve previously discussed how alarming it is for Kool-Aid Man to wear pants, in a discussion of his own comic book series. Like trousers on Porky Pig, it only accentuates that he’s starkers the rest of the time. But who could have guessed that he’s such an outdoorsy man’s man, that he likes to tackle jagged rock faces in his leisure hours? Put a flannel shirt on him and it would be a toss-up whether he or Stan Lee looks more like the Brawny Paper Towel guy.