Bill & Ted’s Bogus NES Game?

Yes, another Bill & Ted movie is an increasing possibility, a sure sign that American pop culture’s never-ending wave of nostalgia has finally gone to plaid. So track down their video game adventures to prepare yourself for their silver screen return, which will either signal the dawn of a new enlightened age, or be the opening gong of the End Times.

It should be noted that while we can thank Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure for unleashing Keanu Reeves onto the world, the Nintendo game was at least a fairly enjoyable old-timey console experience, and made the laudable societal contribution of immortalizing George Carlin’s image in 8 bits. Though, yes, you’ll have to resist punching a hole in your monitor every time Ted’s smug face pops up.