Bring your Batman/Superman slashfic to life with giant poseable hang-ups!

Sure, you could take your life-size Batman and Superman hang-ups (the Fatheads of their day) and position them in assorted heroic poses —  or as close as you could get with their limited maneuverability. Or you could submit to your dark side, and put them in assorted compromising situations. The World’s Finest Same Sex Coupling! (It would be no surprise if the upcoming Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, which has already thrown in the kitchen sink, took that tack. So hip! So current! So open-minded!) Maybe it’s simply that their hands are perfectly cupped to make it look like each is taking a leak at a Justice League urinal that puts these groinular thoughts in one’s head.