A needless monorail, now in the comfort of your very own home

While it’s true that this old-timey set lets you have a monorail right in your house, let’s not forget: The Simpsons had the definitive last word on that miracle of modern engineering/needless boondoggle.

Oh, this isn’t for you. It’s more of a [pauses to let the coming taunt sting all the more] Shelbyville post.