Buy these Marvel Halloween costumes and look nothing like the character you’re supposed to be

Confession: I wore an outfit not a whole lot better than the Spider-Man Halloween costume you see above ca. 1984. It was one of the top Halloween experiences I had as a kid, perhaps surpassed only by a turn as Indiana Jones. So maybe costumes that have little to do with what they’re supposed to have to do are okay, because kids are stupid. Does the Incredible Hulk wear a shirt with a picture of himself on the front? Do Captain America and Spider-Man wear jeans and t-shirts with the sleeves cut off like meathead douchebags? No, but this might be a tree falling in the woods scenario.

And are those kids in the costumes? Or little people? Because one gets a Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf impression from their bodies.