Superman and Hostess team to save the world. Batman, eat your heart out.

Instead of pawning Hostess cupcakes off on people he’s rescuing, here Superman is using them to ward off total global annihilation. I think it’s safe to say that should an advanced alien civilization ever judge Earth’s worthiness for survival based on the quality of a Hostess food-like product, it’s put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye time. Despite the rosy conclusion that this ad posits.

The alien in the lower left-hand corner with his eyes bugging out of his head is either A) filled with orgasmic delight from the cupcake’s fluffy texture and rich flavor, or B) about to drop dead from disgust. My bet would be on the latter.