Shame on you, Kal

Comics were at one time littered with these ads for cupcakes and fruit pies and Lord knows what else, but for some reason the only ones that get my goat are the Superman ones. I hold him up to a high standard, and he’s too wholesome for this crap. I don’t mind him shilling for milk or something like that, but this? No. At least with milk I can pretend he’s hawking skim. I don’t think there’s any such monster as a “skim” cupcake.

For shame, Superman. For shame.

And while I’m at it, where the hell was he keeping the cakes?