Establish your fake military credentials with these medals and rank insignia

There’s no one more sad and disgusting than the people who pretend they’re war heroes, cashing in on the respect and sympathy that other people have earned, often by paying the highest price. Eventually their lies come tumbling down, but I imagine the above medals and insignia would be handy along the way. Just a thought.

On a more light-hearted note, there was a time in the 1980s when G.I. Joe toys came with colorful service ribbons, which mimicked the real things that decorate the chests of service members. I loved those things.