The Adventures of Bayou Billy apparently do not include a shirt purchase
I have no experience with Bayou Billy or his video game adventures, which seem to have a distinct urban-meets-outlands Crocodile Dundee vibe, with a healthy dose of Pole Position mixed in. Apparently it was a devilishly difficult game to conquer — again, no personal knowledge on that front. But his fightin’, drivin’, zappin’, and shootin’ monkeyshines, set in and around New Orleans, would seem tailor made for a modern reality show. Duck Dynasty crossed with Soldier of Fortune. Or something.
And you know what? There was a Bayou Billy comic book series. A whole SERIES. How about that, huh? Yet I still have no Twin Peaks or Magnum, P.I. comics to sate my old-timey thirst. Where’s the justice, you know?