The new 1950s electric sprayer can meet all your spraying needs! DDT! Or lead paint! Or both at once!

You have to admire the terrifying versatility of this novel 1950s invention, an electric sprayer that did away with cumbersome equipment and brushes and rollers. Who wouldn’t want to paint their kitchen cabinets with the same device that they used to commit ant genocide out on the sidewalk? Do you get your money back when the kids sprout that third arm?