Behold, visual evidence that Andy Panda and Charlie Chicken may be the worst dog groomers in recorded history

As if the cringe-worthiness of mush-mouthed pickaninny Li’l Eight Ball wasn’t enough to turn readers away from Walter Lantz’s New Funnies, here’s Andy Panda imperilling a pup’s long ears with scissors. Apparently he got his beautician degree at The Lyndon Baines Johnson School for the Torture of Floppy Dog Ears. What kid wouldn’t want a poster that makes them flinch in vicarious anticipation of pain every time their eyes pass over it? You know, to go with a subscription to the racist comics. GO BACK TO CHINA, ANDY.

And thanks, Charlie Chicken, for shining the dog’s paws. Yeah, that’s a big help.