Wear your official Stuntmen’s Association of Motion Pictures t-shirt and turn yourself into a walking optical illusion

Perhaps wearing this t-shirt gave its wearer the power to run through flames and plummet head-first from skyscrapers (in haunting 9/11 imagery) unharmed. Sort of like an elvish Cloak of Invisibility. For all we know, that might be how Dar Robinson and Yak Canutt made it through their years of celluloid death defiance.

At the very least you could probably sneak onto a set wearing it and get thrown from a moving car, and who wouldn’t want that?

Also, is it just me, or does it look like the shirt’s model has his head on backwards? It could be something to do with the logo being on the back, the position of the arms or the angle in profile of the head, but I look at that guy and it’s like someone torqued his melon 180 degrees. It’s like the “Is it a vase or two faces?” thing. (And is he the Beyonder? Maybe he’s using his infinite powers to trick readers’ eyes.)