If you have to bring Batroc the Leaper in to help sell your mag, then the game is already over

“Gee, Marvel, I never once thought of reading Crazy, your satire magazine, since I already have Mad and Cracked to sate my juvenile humor appetite. But after seeing your ad with Batroc the Leaper, who combines the bounding, overbearing Frenchiness of Pepe le Pew with the ethnic villainy of Boris Badenov, I’ve changed my mind. I will now turn to you for my parodies of Star Wars, Jaws 2, All in the Family and Happy Days. Batroc’s ridiculously long mustache has helped me see the error of my ways.”

— Words never spoken or thought by anyone, anywhere, ever.