If you want to get to an important meeting on time, do not, repeat, DO NOT rely on your Bonkers watch

Yes, Bonkers!, the candy brand most known for a marketing campaign which featured deranged people crushed by giant fruit, peddled a watch. A transforming robot watch. Two questions: 1) Would you rely more on a Bonkers watch more than a Grit raft? 2) Would you find a Bonkers watch more or less useless than a Rube Goldberg sundial watch? Talk about your rocks and hard places.