Next time someone tells you to go chuck rocks, say “Yes, that was an excellent mid-1990s video game, wasn’t it?”

There aren’t many video games out there that make the principal character’s foul body odor a selling point, so Chuck Rock should get some points on that score alone. And not only that, it delivered what its name promised, with good old Chuck living up to his moniker by throwing hunks of stone at various opponents and obstacles. EXCELSIOR.

Personally, I always preferred Bonk’s Adventure for my side-scrolling caveman hijinks, but to each their own. Zay gezunt.