God help your dating life if you get involved with Dungeons & Dragons dioramas

I can see RPGs igniting the imagination, what with the vast adventures based on nothing but dice and sourcebooks. But static scenery? “Action” Scenes? Maybe not. But they’d surely rank right up there with insect collections as things that would get women to crash through a wall, leaving only a Looney Tunes outline of themselves as they made good their escape.