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  Peter Parker was molested as a boy. FACT. I got misty-eyed reading this. FACT. - Spider-Man and Power Pack
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  Santa Claus, P.I. - The Sensational She-Hulk #8
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  Leslie Nielsen, back when he was hiding in the glen with a tail on his hat - Walt Disney's The Swamp Fox
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  Alice Cooper: Comic Book Hero/Character/Whatever - Marvel Premiere #50
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  Trading Card Set of the Week - Batman Returns (Topps Stadium Club, 1991)
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  The Hulk gets bonked by his own shadow (really) (also, the first reader feedback for that "Wolverine" character) - The Incredible Hulk #184
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  The Avengers flashmob Cloak and Dagger's book (Special Cameo by JOHN BYRNE'S GIANT OBNOXIOUS SIGNATURE) - Cloak and Dagger #9
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  Crush your enemies! Kick sand in their faces! Hear the lamentations of their women! - Muscle Ads and Arnold Schwarzenegger
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  There's a metric ton of stuff going on in this Batman and Robin Hostess ad -- including subliminal racism?
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  Barq's Root Beer getting into the temporary tramp stamp business was once worthy of a faux-1950s movie poster ad