Ralph Kiner serves up some Wheaties over in Kiner’s Korner

Stan Musial’s plain shoes gave us a break from the never-ending string of Golden Age baseball player Wheaties ads, but with the still-kicking Ralph Kiner we slide back in headfirst. Go ahead and put Kiner up in the Breakfast of Champions pantheon alongside Hank Greenberg and Frank McCormick. The one-time Pittsburg Pirates slugger and long-time New York Mets broadcaster is still going strong, and that might be the best testament that Wheaties has to offer. Not only can it help you knock the ever-loving hell out of a baseball, but it can also MAKE YOU LIVE FOREVER (when combined with milk and fruit, natch).