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It turns out the American Boys Bill of Rights is 100% Second Amendment

June 2, 2012

What, no codicil about the inalienable, Creator-endowed right to wear a Jim Tressel sweater vest?

You can almost hear strains of a patriotic fife and drum tune as you read that yellowed parchment. “Don’t tread on me, Mom and Dad. Or I’ll shoot you in the ass with my air rifle.” Love the verbiage in the copy, too. This late-forties backpager may very well trump endorsements from salty baseball managers and indoor shooting ranges for the top spot on the BB gun ad Mount Olympus.

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