You’ll become so good at playing the guitar, hearts will magically appear above your girl’s head

Do all guitar lesson ads carry the implied promise of getting laid? Let me rephrase that: Shouldn’t all guitar lesson ads carry the implied promise of getting laid? Because I think that’s the reason most nascent strummers take up the instrument in the first place.

Thank you, Ed Sale, for helping many a young man learn both chord progressions and the touch of a woman.